Argh!! by Star Cracks International
^^^^ - - HELLO FOLKS , AS YOU CAN SEE THIS SCROLL IS MY ZONE . I (TGI) DO FIRST MY GREETZ TO THE FOLLOWING GUYS : CAT (COOL THIN') , TBM (HAU WECH) , DOC (SORRY , I DIDN'T WANT TO JUMP ON YOUR CAR) , TDK (BUY A GAME BOY) , FLASHMAN , ODIE (JUST GIRLIN') , THEO (WATCH M-TV TILL OVERKILL) , RACC (?) , SIERRA , STEFAN , FRANK ,TIMO (I WANT IT BACK) , HEROLD (HY) , MIX , ARNE , GURU (JOSH ?) , TKC (I WANT TO HAVE YOUR LIGHTPEN) , MIKE (ON ST !!!) , OLIVER (SORRY...) , SKYYWALKER REC. , GREAT MUMPITZ (PARTY!!!) , ANTJE (C'MON BABE) , SATSCH (TUSKER,NOT TASKARA) , DARK KNIGHT ... HEY ANTJE,WHAT DO YA THINK ABOUT REAL MUSIC ... NOT THIS 'NEW KIDZ O. T. B.' SHIT ???) HEY THIS DEMO IS OUR LAST DEMO-PRODUCT FOR A LONG TIME . 'CAUSE WE WANNA PROGRAM A GAME,AND THIS WILL TAKE A LOT OF TIME,'CAUSE THE SCHOOL TAKES A LOT OF TIME,TOO !!!! YEAH, KICK IT!!! HEY,MAN WE'RE GOOD , YA KNOW . HEY,DO YA KNOW THE 2-LIVE CREW (THE COOLEST RAPS) ??? YES ??? (OH MAN THAT'S COOL) NO ??? (FUCK YA , SUCKER) - - - - - - - - - - I'M GETTING TIRED !!!!! BORING !!! BOING . BOING . BOING . OH YEAH , I MUST SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT DOC : THIS FUCKIN' SHITTALKER SAID THAT WE'RE THE UNCOOLEST FREAKS IN SCENE !!!! I JUST CAN SAY HE IS THE UNCOOLEST !!! HEY TBM KICK ALL DDR LAMERS OUT OF THE SCENE , THANX !!!! 'BOUT THIZ D'MO : CODE BY THE CAT , GRAPHICS BY T.G.I (ME) OH , YEAH I HAVE FOUND A NEW THEME TO TALK ABOUT ............. THIS DEMO WAS CODED FOR THE COPY-PARTY 'BEWARE OF P.ENEMY VOL.2' BUT I HAVEN'T MADE THE LOGOS IN TIME (THE PAADY WAS TOO COOL ) , SO WE DO THE DEMO NOW . CAT SAID I'M A FUCKIN' LAME GFX'ER (MABYE HE'S RIGHT). BOOST 'EM . SHIT I HAVE TO COME TO AN END 'CAUSE THE END OF MEMORY IS NEAR . SO WITH A SPECIAL THANK TO MY MUMMY AND TO MY BROTHER I END THIS FUCKIN' COOL SCROLL . SO BYE FROM ME . AND KEEP ON WATCHIN' ON OUR THIRD DEMO WE SEE YA IN THE NEXT PRODUCT FROM US ! MABYE NEXT SEASON ? HAU WECH! - HY , HERE IS THE CAT OF SCI !!! FORGET THE SCROLL AT THE BOTTOM AND LOOK OVER HERE !!! YEAH , MY GREETINGS ARE COMING UP TO YA !! THIS TIME IT HITS : TGI (WAWAWAWUMM!!???!) , DOC (JUST TRY TO CODE,MAN) , TDK (I WAIT FOR YER NEW GAMES) , LUCKY (STILL MISSED!) , TBM (GET THE ROMUZAK AS SOON IT IS POSSIBLE!) , TKC , ARNE (YER DRIVE STILL ALIVE?) , GURU (AMIGA) , TMR (BEWARE OF CATS!) , SIERRA (DO YA HAVE A GROUP?) , ODIE , FLASCHMAN (BEINHART!) , OLIVER (OVER AND OUT?) , ALL GIRLIES ON 64ER (CONTACT US!) , L.O.C. (NOTHING NEW BY NOW) , ROLLO , LA BAMBA , GREAT MUMPITZ (MM 2 IS NOT WORKING AT ALL!!!) I THINK THAT'S ALL OH , THERE'S SUMTHINK I FORGOT BIT BETTER , OR WHAT ? BY THE WAY WHAT DO YA THINK ABOUT THIS DEMO ??? I REALLY WANT TO HAVE YER OPINION ABOUT THIS , SO CONTACT US !!!! OUR ADDRESS IS PLK 018356-D IN 2418 RATZEBURG !!!! EACH LETTER WILL BE REPLIED WITH A LETTER , EACH DISK WITH A DISK!!! SEND ME DISKS WITH LOTS OF NEW OR OLDER DEMOS !!!! OH,SHIT !!! MY SISTER JUST ENTERED THE ROOM !!! AGRAGAGRAHGRARGHAGRHGAR UFF !!! SHE LEFT ME IN LAST SECOND !!!! STILL ALIVE I GO ON NOW !! MY HIGHSCORE FOR TETRIS IS ON 64'ER NOW 40983 POINTS , ON GAME BOY ABOUT 228000 POINTS (STILL WORKING FOR IT!) ! A VERY LITTLE CREDIT IS GOING TO TDK/TSG , WHO EDITED THIS NICE COLORSCROLL !! FUCK , SHIT AND CHEERIO ! I'M OUT'A WORZ NOW!! CAT/'90 - - HIP HOP HELLO TO YOU THIS IS THE DUSTY KNIGHT OF TOMORROW SOFT WITH A NICE NEW DEMO THAT IS TO BE CALLED ATTEMP ONE - MY GUEST AND ENJOY THE GREETINGS WHICH WILL GO TO THESE PERSONS - TMD TKC TSL CAT TBM DASH FOURTYONE NTSC MENAX ODIE - TITAN LA BAMBA DELTABYTE FLASHMAN THE EGG LUCKY TYPHOON DEFLEX CRONUS - AND A SPECIAL ONE TO MY FRIEND - SURELY I GREET ALL THE OTHERS WHO WERE AT THE PARTY - AAH LET ME DO SOMETHING GOOD NOW HEY TDL I THINK YOU WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING IN MY SCROLLY HE WANTS AND SO HERE COMES TDL - AH THAT IS INTERESTING BUT IT SHOULD BE ALL ANY MORE WOULD BE WASTED - SO LETS COME TO SOMETHING ELSE THIS - DEMO IS CALLED ATTEMP ONE YOU MAY THINK I AM STUPID AS I FORGOT THE T OF ATTEMPT BUT THAT IS NO ERROR IT IS MY INTENTION I THOUGHT A LONG TIME ABOUT A NAME BUT I DID NOT SUCCED SO I OPENED A BOOK AT AN UNDEFINED PAGE AND TOOK THE FIRST WORD I READ IT WAS THE GERMAN WORD - BUT THAT WAS REALLY SHIT YOU CANNOT TAKE A GERMAN WORD AS A NAME SO I JUST TOOK THE ENGLISH ONE THATS WHY THIS IS CALLED ATTEMP ONE AS - I DO NOT KNOW WHAT MORE I CAN WRITE IN A SCROLLER LIKE THIS I MIGHT NOW START TO WRITE SOME SHIT SO PLEASE DO NOT BE TOO ANGRY - BRAINING - YEP AND HERE I AM BACK - THIS PART IS ONLY FOR GUYS WHO CAN UNDERSTAND IT SO LETS START AE SPAESCHEL GRIET IZ GOIN TO ZE MAEDJICK RAET IFF HIE IZ AEBEL TO ANDERSTAENT ITT EI UUILL SAEI TO HIMM ZAT HISS NAEIM IZ RIRLIE SCHITT YOR OALD NAEIM WOS MATSCH BAETTER ZEN ZIZ UAN ON MEI OPINNIEN HIE SCHUD NAEIM HIMMSSELLF LEIK ZIZ THE LONELY LOSER OAR BAETTER THE IDIOTIC ASSHOLE EI SINK ZATT SCHUD BIE OAL FOAR NAU - - OH BACK TO NORMAL I GOT A BIT DIZZY WRITING THAT STUPID TEXT NOW I AM AT THE END OF MEMORY OKAY THAT IS IT FOR TODAY - WRAP - FREE WORLD TDK! FREE WORLD - AAOOLLKK AND NOW! HERE HE IS! THE DUSTY KNIGHT OF THE GREAT TOMORROW SOFT GROUP IS PROUD TO PRESENT YOU HIS PART OF THIS COOPERATION-DEMO THAT WAS DONE BY SCI AND TSG !! THIS PART WAS CODED BY TDK. I EVEN DID THE GRAFIX OF THIS PART BUT ALL THE SOUNDARTISTS ARE UNKNOWN ! YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED THAT YOU CAN PRESS THE KEYS FROM ONE TO SIX FOR SOME OTHER SOUNDS. TO BE FAIR I SHOULD SAY THAT THE IDEA OF PROGRAMMING THIS "CROSS-SCROLL" CAME TO ME AS THE CAT OF SCI SAID THAT HE WOULD MAKE A WAVE-SCROLLER. AS I DID NOT WANT TO PUT SOMETHING IN MY DEMO THAT IS IN HIS ONE, TOO, I HAD TO THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. SO I MAID THIS NICE THING. IF YOU WAIT FOR THE GREETINGS THAN YOU CAN WAIT TILL DOOM! THEY'RE IN THE OTHER SCROLL !! MESSAGES COMING UP: TO TGI/SCI : I BEG YOUR PARDON FOR LEAVING THE PARTY SO EARLY. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO STAY ONE DAY AND ONE NIGHT MORE BUT I HAD SOME VERY IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO. SO I HOPE YOU AREN'T TOO SAD. TO THE CAT/SCI : HEY, I HAVE THE POKES FOR TUSKER NOW (IF YOU WANT 'EM, THEN CALL ME!) TO THE MAGIC RAT : HEY SUCKER ! READ THE BIG SCROLL FOR SOME FUN OR FUCK YERSELF! TO THE GUY WHO SAID THAT ALL MY DEMOS ARE STUPID SHIT : USING A BRAIN SEEMS TO BE EXTREMELY DIFFICULT !! OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO INVENT SOME OTHER WORDS FOR YOUR OLD SENTENCE (QUOTING) "YOUR DEMO IS REALLY SHIT!" IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOUR BRAIN IS AS USEFUL FOR YA AS A WOOD-CUTTER IN THE SAHARA WOULD BE !! LEARN TO USE IT BEFORE TALKING SUCH SHIT OR JUST MAKE A BETTER DEMO THAN THIS !! TO DOC : EVEN THOUGH I MIGHT NERVE YOU !! I WANT THE GAS-BURNER !! IF IT EXPLODES IT WAS MY OWN RISK !! TO TDL : TO GIVE A COMMENT ON YOUR "DEMO" : I JUST SAY FIVE WORDS : BIT FOR BIT - TOTAL SHIT ! TRY TO CODE OWN DEMOS. EVERYONE CAN USE A DEMO-MAKER !! THAT SHOULD BE ALL MESSAGES FOR NOW. KDXDMVLFBVXKH ARGH ! TDL ON MY KEYBOARD ERROR !! GET AWAY YOU CRAZY GEEK !! GO BACK INTO YOUR BOX ! SORRY...I CAN'T CONTROL HIM EVERYTIME NOW BACK TO THE T........AIIIEH I GOT TO CLEAN THE KEYS FIRST ! BAH, UUH, WHAT DIRT ! SO THAT'S IT. I'M BACK TO KEYS. A REMARK TO THE DEMO-PART OF SCI. I DON'T WANT TO BOAST BUT THE COLOURSCROLL IN IT WAS DONE BY ..... (I THINK, YOU KNOW WHO DID IT). BUT I'M REALLY HAPPY TO DO SOMETHING FOR OTHER PEOPLE (BESIDES: I JUST WANT THEM TO BE IN MY DEBT!!! ONE DAY I'LL RETURN AND THEY HAVE TO DO SOOMETHING FOR ME! HEHE!!). SO NOW LET'S SEE WHETHER THERE'S MORE OR NOT..... A FORGOTTEN MESSAGE : TO THE DEGENERATED, BRAINLESS, MUTATED ASSHOLE WHO CHEATED ME AS HE SAID HE WANTED TO BORROW A DISK, BECAUSE HE NEEDED ONE ! YOU ARE KEEPING THIS DISK SINCE 6 (SIX) WEEKS ! IF I DON'T HAVE IT THIS MONDAY YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF IN THE NEAREST ASH-BUCKET I'M ABLE TO FIND !!! SO. I THINK THAT THIS SHOULD BE ALL. OUT OF MEMORY. WRAP! - YOU CAN SEE THISD -